QUESTION:        If you won $220 million on last night’s Powerball drawing, would you still buy a ticket for tomorrow’s $282 million Mega Millions jackpot?

ANSWER:            If you answered yes, you’re a greed-head.  If no, you’re a cheapskate.  And if you thought this was a real question of the week, there’s a bridge in Brooklyn we’d like to talk to you about buying from us.